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Random
Mail Generator
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D12
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Letter
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A letter from mum: Dear son, It’s been
a long time since I’ve heard from you. You haven’t written me in a long time
and you never come to visit. Is it that much trouble to come to tea now-and-then? I've talked with Margaret about
it and she think’s it’s shameful how little attention you pay me. Love, your
mother.
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2
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An advertising brochure: Buy a can of
brown tea at Mademoiselle Vita’s and get a bag of green tea worth 5 copper
pieces for free!
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3
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A bill of 25 gp of the local laundry
service. (Expensive, but magicians get very dirty).
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4
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A letter from a young man from
Pretomournon who would like to apprentice to the mage.
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5
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A map of the village of Tealief.
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6
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An invitation to the birthday party of
Mr. Sonder Klomt, in two days.
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7
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A letter that begins: I finally found
the formula to turn potatoes into gold! Start as follows… But the letter has
been wet and the rest is smudged and illegible.
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8
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A letter from a little boy: Dear
wizard-sir, can I borrow your wand of fireballs? Dink is bullying me all the
time and I want to teach him a lesson. Greetings, Timmie.
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9
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Spam: Visit the casino! If you visit the
casino you get 30 gold pieces of me to try our games. All you have to do is
fill in the reply card below and return it.
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10
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Fanmail: I'm your biggest fan! You are
the best magic-user in the country! No, in the world! Can I have your
autograph?
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11
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Hatemail: You’re stupid! You're the
worst magic-user in the country! No, in the world! Go jump into a ditch!
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12
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A chess move:
Knight to C3. Checkmate! Hahahahaha!
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